your pep talk has transformed me, tiny butter-bottom. i mean, jennifer. you said, “tiny butter-bottom.” did i, the future mother of my babies? i mean, jennifer? you said, “future mother of my babies.” did i, fat-cat mama with the red dress on? i mean— you said, “fat-cat”— i don’t know why i said that.
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